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This mom (and dad!) job description is making the momblog/list rounds: Hits home.
http://welcomeaddition.com/wac_winners/130k/130k_winners.aspx
“Establish stimulating environment to encourage mental, physical, and emotional development. Interpret non-verbal communication. Manage conflicting expert advice. Plan, prepare, and serve frequent nutritious meals. Maintain safe, sanitary surroundings. Dispose of contaminated waste. Bathe child, clean surfaces. Coordinate and launder clothing. Neutralize injury hazards. Oversee medical care. Provide safe transportation. Carefully administer medication and comfort. Track growth and document milestones. Provide infinite love and patience. Nurture a sense of security but foster independence and responsibility. Model appropriate behavior. No experience necessary. Multitasking required. Insomnia a plus. Compensation is substantial but non-monetary.”
