Rated PG for pretty good

I'm still lovin' the NY Times movie review ratings descriptions.  The best of the recent batch:

“Snakes on a Plane” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Lots of death and dirty words.

“Clerks II” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompany parent or adult guardian). It has abundant obscenity and crude sexual humor. I can’t even talk about the donkey.

“Material Girls” is rated PG (Parental guidance suggested) for rough language for 5-year-olds.

“Poster Boy” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). It has men making out, women making do and a stripper making a living.

“Pulse” is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned). The characters curse, kill themselves and are menaced by evil screensavers.

“Zoom” is rated PG (Parental guidance suggested). It has off-color remarks, off-the-rack costumes and off-the-scale monotony.

“Step Up” is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned). It has mild innuendo, one violent incident, two girls who deserve better and no jazz hands whatsoever.